My husband thinks I'm at my friend's house having tea and I'm busy with someone else's dick

If her sister watches porn, it means she's short of breath and needs a dick

"Just buy a mop and a rag, and I'll blow you right down the hall for it."

Honey, you know, it's so tight and soft in there, so I cum

Sister, do you give her boyfriend blow jobs? Yes? Give me one, too!

You want a new phone? Well, get under the table and suck on it

Confessed to a blogger that he shoots porn and she wanted to participate